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{"type":"standard","title":"Gjemnes Church","displaytitle":"Gjemnes Church","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11972056","titles":{"canonical":"Gjemnes_Church","normalized":"Gjemnes Church","display":"Gjemnes Church"},"pageid":39245545,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Gjemnes-kirke-Norway.JPG/330px-Gjemnes-kirke-Norway.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Gjemnes-kirke-Norway.JPG","width":1280,"height":960},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284505254","tid":"f62409d7-1412-11f0-b6ca-6f15cdf767a3","timestamp":"2025-04-08T00:46:52Z","description":"Church in Møre og Romsdal, Norway","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":62.96339494,"lon":7.77797163},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjemnes_Church","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjemnes_Church?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjemnes_Church?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gjemnes_Church"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjemnes_Church","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Gjemnes_Church","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gjemnes_Church?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Gjemnes_Church"}},"extract":"Gjemnes Church is a parish church of the Church of Norway in Gjemnes Municipality in Møre og Romsdal county, Norway. It is located in the village of Gjemnes, along the Batnfjorden. It is the church for the Gjemnes parish which is part of the Indre Nordmøre prosti (deanery) in the Diocese of Møre. The white, wooden church was built in a long church design in 1893 by the architect Jacob Wilhelm Nordan. The church seats about 310 people.","extract_html":"
Gjemnes Church is a parish church of the Church of Norway in Gjemnes Municipality in Møre og Romsdal county, Norway. It is located in the village of Gjemnes, along the Batnfjorden. It is the church for the Gjemnes parish which is part of the Indre Nordmøre prosti (deanery) in the Diocese of Møre. The white, wooden church was built in a long church design in 1893 by the architect Jacob Wilhelm Nordan. The church seats about 310 people.
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