The black-bearded tomb bat is a species of sac-winged bat found in South and South East Asia.
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Ústín is a municipality and village in Olomouc District in the Olomouc Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 400 inhabitants.
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Barthold Theodoor Willem van Hasselt was a Dutch business executive in the Dutch East Indies and the chief executive of Royal Dutch Shell from 1949 to 1951.
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