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Bianca Moon is an Australian singer-songwriter. She first came to attention in Australia, while still a teenager, for founding the equality campaign Truly Beauty's, and later gained attention for her Emmy-nominated song used in an episode of the American television series The Bold and the Beautiful.
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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Dark Metropolis is a 2010 science fiction film with political and spiritual overtones, written and directed by Stewart St. John. It is the second part of the Creation Wars saga, following The Next Race: The Remote Viewings. Two more sequels are planned.
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TotalEnergies SE is a French multinational integrated energy and petroleum company