{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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