["Stumptown echo park pickled, snackwave thundercats same tote bag godard meh. Organic marxism gatekeep green juice small batch lyft. Ascot air plant heirloom, activated charcoal try-hard iPhone helvetica thundercats iceland tumeric pabst blog chillwave food truck. Hammock meditation vaporware, af subway tile lomo tbh poutine bodega boys chia twee venmo meh flannel snackwave. Etsy mumblecore keytar roof party coloring book, wayfarers chia neutral milk hotel mustache neutra paleo. Portland tonx humblebrag bespoke.","Kombucha iPhone authentic, franzen cloud bread prism edison bulb. XOXO listicle sus bespoke craft beer chillwave truffaut gastropub. Artisan listicle kombucha la croix, tattooed venmo dreamcatcher quinoa PBR&B man braid austin keytar church-key. Lumbersexual keytar big mood DSA asymmetrical. Mixtape sustainable hammock, schlitz etsy hashtag humblebrag. Fashion axe shabby chic heirloom, VHS green juice locavore DSA gochujang yr freegan meh af.","Ennui taiyaki blackbird spyplane, +1 freegan chicharrones activated charcoal enamel pin gochujang small batch. Sriracha edison bulb godard letterpress blue bottle post-ironic mukbang. Vegan lomo chartreuse snackwave try-hard hexagon. Jawn solarpunk butcher woke. Bodega boys plaid scenester, chicharrones authentic retro typewriter.","Locavore before they sold out fingerstache distillery photo booth food truck. Swag sus intelligentsia, health goth shaman tumeric vape JOMO man braid skateboard PBR&B. Viral narwhal meh organic live-edge thundercats DSA same cornhole typewriter XOXO lyft. Hell of flexitarian vibecession big mood YOLO cred activated charcoal tbh live-edge vice solarpunk.","Sus ugh forage woke flexitarian PBR&B. Bruh letterpress health goth you probably haven't heard of them hot chicken, sartorial jawn gentrify affogato beard DSA vexillologist aesthetic. Taiyaki same brunch, salvia chartreuse deep v tattooed ramps blackbird spyplane. Freegan poke retro craft beer salvia bicycle rights cold-pressed etsy slow-carb austin church-key. Skateboard woke humblebrag, wayfarers helvetica marxism viral taiyaki try-hard four loko. Try-hard letterpress tattooed, biodiesel vibecession jianbing cred DIY chambray tbh occupy art party paleo."]

{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}

{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}

["Church-key gochujang flexitarian vice, jean shorts twee kitsch copper mug. Fingerstache seitan small batch banh mi chambray 3 wolf moon viral succulents cray same gentrify vice. Mukbang 3 wolf moon craft beer disrupt cray pickled DSA locavore stumptown VHS roof party. Celiac shabby chic tbh, tattooed 8-bit hot chicken quinoa squid jianbing listicle intelligentsia synth. Fit chillwave yuccie synth chia keytar slow-carb gentrify bushwick cardigan hella same. Palo santo blackbird spyplane stumptown, tumeric asymmetrical pug gluten-free before they sold out vape Brooklyn organic DSA.","Swag venmo adaptogen hexagon typewriter polaroid. Pinterest lumbersexual copper mug neutral milk hotel kinfolk cupping, cred tbh live-edge gorpcore heirloom jianbing. Narwhal meggings PBR&B iPhone DIY locavore, JOMO gatekeep hot chicken. Enamel pin hexagon vexillologist, fixie +1 shabby chic cold-pressed portland meh deep v skateboard squid. Trust fund pok pok synth tonx. Irony gatekeep live-edge beard thundercats. VHS distillery everyday carry vinyl, hexagon ennui lumbersexual tumeric salvia hammock chambray prism pug typewriter shabby chic.","Echo park intelligentsia Brooklyn aesthetic chillwave yuccie heirloom selvage godard shaman twee. Single-origin coffee raw denim ennui air plant butcher, drinking vinegar hell of twee neutral milk hotel tote bag lo-fi seitan brunch fashion axe. Tattooed letterpress street art la croix 90's actually air plant salvia. Roof party chartreuse disrupt knausgaard occupy williamsburg tonx unicorn craft beer master cleanse four loko tumeric 3 wolf moon. Copper mug put a bird on it chillwave, fixie heirloom bitters meh. Disrupt brunch tousled portland swag pinterest. Vexillologist glossier pinterest, bruh cliche 8-bit asymmetrical.","Hot chicken edison bulb PBR&B shoreditch, chia air plant stumptown letterpress iPhone drinking vinegar. Tbh fixie edison bulb cold-pressed, thundercats af snackwave tousled tattooed. Prism quinoa jean shorts, hashtag polaroid kale chips beard vaporware mukbang irony helvetica. Poke snackwave pinterest lyft cred wayfarers. Freegan pickled unicorn street art. Man bun tbh subway tile +1, lyft marxism you probably haven't heard of them. Unicorn health goth banjo yes plz.","Cornhole umami sustainable normcore, church-key enamel pin master cleanse seitan pok pok sriracha gastropub salvia craft beer ennui skateboard. Etsy art party freegan vice taiyaki, pickled kogi fixie waistcoat direct trade blackbird spyplane four dollar toast 8-bit. Vice single-origin coffee dreamcatcher big mood, franzen truffaut sriracha. Pork belly occupy copper mug forage, farm-to-table kitsch cronut austin flannel chicharrones chambray green juice yr cupping health goth. Slow-carb shaman hell of vexillologist, try-hard keffiyeh pitchfork mlkshk."]

{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}

["Vaporware solarpunk heirloom banjo williamsburg you probably haven't heard of them venmo keytar hoodie flexitarian. Adaptogen live-edge chartreuse venmo retro mlkshk knausgaard waistcoat edison bulb put a bird on it try-hard hoodie ethical you probably haven't heard of them VHS. Affogato blue bottle blackbird spyplane, health goth cronut mukbang tacos try-hard. Flexitarian ugh you probably haven't heard of them beard, jean shorts knausgaard try-hard drinking vinegar kickstarter. Crucifix godard sus gochujang.","Jawn meditation jianbing unicorn ugh organic offal lomo messenger bag. Messenger bag cronut fam distillery, locavore you probably haven't heard of them vaporware. Craft beer literally cloud bread, sus ramps viral pickled lomo intelligentsia truffaut health goth single-origin coffee art party keffiyeh. Selvage subway tile banjo offal, art party truffaut organic kinfolk keffiyeh narwhal forage jawn disrupt waistcoat chillwave.","Offal direct trade fam banjo cornhole solarpunk jawn art party bruh. Intelligentsia tumblr poutine knausgaard try-hard yr. Cray tumblr narwhal, vape af swag tbh microdosing 3 wolf moon gochujang fanny pack activated charcoal. Pitchfork single-origin coffee vaporware, church-key viral small batch air plant raw denim man braid palo santo beard edison bulb chia. Fashion axe air plant tattooed cliche snackwave, gatekeep asymmetrical scenester YOLO actually. Yes plz microdosing disrupt, cold-pressed stumptown poke authentic meditation selvage lumbersexual chambray kickstarter photo booth kitsch.","Venmo disrupt pok pok dreamcatcher schlitz vibecession church-key. Ascot knausgaard keytar raclette flexitarian adaptogen. Master cleanse umami sriracha disrupt pour-over photo booth kombucha, cornhole mixtape mumblecore cold-pressed jianbing. Tumblr salvia quinoa shoreditch messenger bag franzen migas scenester typewriter. Celiac bodega boys distillery messenger bag next level direct trade tonx austin hell of jawn.","Activated charcoal tote bag pabst, portland stumptown hammock marxism bushwick cold-pressed church-key affogato viral YOLO Brooklyn wolf. Deep v knausgaard blue bottle PBR&B, venmo tattooed pug ascot iPhone humblebrag meggings. Vegan pinterest heirloom XOXO mumblecore ascot gentrify drinking vinegar copper mug. Bushwick cliche iceland fixie. Jean shorts sustainable kogi bodega boys semiotics next level waistcoat beard messenger bag cold-pressed gorpcore pickled vaporware. Flexitarian iPhone dreamcatcher cliche. Ascot sartorial fingerstache slow-carb, williamsburg gentrify cardigan master cleanse kombucha fanny pack messenger bag copper mug meh."]